Yemen the Lemon's babys are Bahama's the bananas.

FRI:

My history enthusiasts - awhina, mirr, hemanshoe and me went to Muna...the model united nations thing at auck girls today and it was cheese fest 05.

we started with the muna song...."we are the children...we are the future...." oookkk, but it got better when the assembly started doing the whole sway thing...yeah OTT central!

anyway, everyone was so obsessively serious, i really think they thought they were changing the world today.

we were in the Middle East block with a bunch of narcissists. No, just mainly the boys schools. They were all commitment freaks. They were totally leaving us lemeni's out at first, some cambodian girl came over and was asking sudan if they would support their bush assassination ideal. We were sitting there in our full burqa's and they fully disregarded us. Go figure.

but then we made friends......with afganistan! they were from epson girls, they loved us. They were sitting over by the americas block so we only got to note talk with them, but we will meet them tomorrow *scream*

and the bahama's are our little babys.

japan will give us free whale meat, and we shall give them free lizard steaks.

muna is greatness incarnate, only because of our note ability, we would have died with the rehhhahhhshhhhehhdjjh speeches. they really did sound like that. apart from the enthusiasts.

the best part though.....was definately when some russian was walking up the steps, tripped on his suitcase and fell flat on his face. the whole assembley gasped, went silent, giggled then roared into laughter. wasn't funny. but was.

oh no wait, the best part was sitting up on the train at fuking the middle of the night, in our burqa's, a random guy walks in takes one look at us and walks out and gets into another carriage.

greatness.


SAT:

We went to muna again today, it was wayy better than yesterday. I don't think I actually listened to a speech in its entirity...but we made lots of note friends!... with Jamaica...because they were hot guys..oh and they had pirate costumes. Spain because they were wearing corset dresses. Panama because we met them in the bathroom....and Canada, New Zealand and sum other randoms.

The Sudan guys were sitting behind us the whole time and i hated them. Bunch of narcissists. but then when helen clarke came and was rambling on bout...actually i have no idea what she was saying...but i wrote to Sudan cos they were pissing me off. anyway i decided they werent that bad...and i made friends with bathrobe guy so all is ok. for now.

the best part today was when some girl said 'we need to stop the illicit trade of orgasms'...everyone laughed, but she had no idea why, or she jst didnt feel the need to correct herself.

we ended with another freak song 'reach out and touch'....interesting.

Muna is cuteness incarnate.